Do something for somebody everyday for which you do not get paid
-- Albert Schweitzer
Women are Smarter than Men...
A woman and a man get into a car accident, and it’s a bad one.
Both cars are totally demolished, but amazingly neither of
them is hurt.
After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says;
"So you’re a man, that’s interesting. I’m a woman . . .
She sighs and adds;
"This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be
The man replied;
"I agree with you completely; this must be a sign from God!"
The woman continued;
"And look at this - here’s another miracle. My car is
Then she hands the bottle to the man.
The man shakes his head in agreement, opens it and takes a few
The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on,
The man asks;
"Aren’t you having any?"
The woman replies;
"No. I think I will just wait for the police . . ."
Wow! Just look at our cars. There’s nothing left, but
fortunately we are unhurt."
friends and live together in peace the rest of our days."
completely demolished but this bottle of Mogen David
wine didn’t break. Surely God wants us to drink this
wine and celebrate our good fortune."
big swigs from the bottle, then hands it back to the woman.
and hands it back to the man.
I never give them hell. I just give them the truth, and they think it is hell.
-- Harry S. Truman
The world was a beautiful place of plenty, at three billion people, it pretty much sucks at six billion, and at twelve... it'll REALLY blow!
I miss the days when a mans handshake was his word, when the search for truth was a life pursuit, and a fireman could actually carry me from a burning building.
The baby boom generation, of which I'm a part, appears to be but a pimple on the ass of a dying planet.
The next time I hear; we all need to get used to the "new norm" I'm going to puke!
NO WE DON'T! We need to move forward with the belief and confidence that what made America great still exists. Our dream, our reality, must always be a brighter future for our children and our grandchildren.
When exactly did we turn into such Wimps!?
You can still turn back! It's Not Too Late!
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