What the public thinks depends on what the public hears
-- Mark Twain
The Garden of Eden
After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve...
"So, how is everything going?" inquired God. "It is all so beautiful, God," she replied. "The sunrises and sunsets are breathtaking, the smells, the sights, everything is wonderful, but I have just one problem. Eve went on to tell God that since many other parts of her body came in pairs, such as her limbs, eyes, ears, etc... she felt that having only two breasts might leave her body That is a fair point," replied God, "But it was my first shot at this, you know. I gave the animals six breasts, so I figured that you needed only half of those, Three weeks passed and God once again visited Eve in the Garden of Eden. "Well, Eve, how is my favorite creation?" "Just fantastic," she replied, "But for one oversight on your part. Now let's see... where did I put that useless boob?" Now doesn't THAT make more sense than all that crap about the rib?
It's these breasts you have given me. The middle one pushes the other two out and I am constantly knocking them with my arms,
catching them on branches, and snagging them on bushes. They are a real pain," said Eve.
more "symmetrically balanced," as she put it.
but I see that you are right. I will fix it up right away." And God reached down, removed the middle breast and tossed it into the briars.
You see, all the animals are paired off. The ewe has a ram and the cow has her bull. All the animals have a mate except me. I feel so alone." God thought for a moment and said,
"You know, Eve, you are right. How could I have overlooked this? You do need a mate and I will immediately create a man from a part of you.
Where do we get off with this big bang crap!?
Do we really think we are so special. so unique, that the big bang only happened once? Rhetorical question! Of course we do!
I can't tell you how often they occur but I can tell you they are not unique but are a process that happens regularly. We have underestimated the magnitude of time, space, and size. Science simply hasn't thought it through probably because in 2009 our brains are too small to grasp it!
The primary driving force of ignorance and abuse of the ignorant throughout history and in the world today.
Mind you, this is not a comment on God, the spirit, the power of prayer, the value of religious principals, or any individuals relationship with "God". My comment is meant to indict those The Christian's and the Muslim's have raped, pillaged, plundered, lied, controlled, manipulated, and killed for thousands of years now and we still send Jimmy Swaggart our money!
What's up with that? Just one look and I can tell he's evil. Evil is perhaps a bit harsh probably simply more of a Conman, a lying, stealing, bastard than anything. The earth is flat,
I'm sitting here listening to Ayatollah Khamenei. It strikes me that the enemy of
the Ayatollah and the Pope are the same. It's enlightenment. Those of us who follow like sheep are equally to blame.
Wafa, no fear! Takes on the radical Muslims! Now who's going to take on the Pope!
Don't tell me about it... LIVE IT! The reason we've been told to "witness" and "tithe" is to benefit the greedy and lustful. We all know someone who needs our help. Do you really need someone else
Science and Religion both have it wrong! Suprised?
When I say regularly that could mean every 100 billion years somewhere in the eons of time and space or any number you pick. It could also be happening right at this moment
so far away from us we will never notice.
Religion...
who have and continue to use religion to mold the shape of the world based on personal beliefs, greed, and lust for power.
the sun revolves around the earth, and I'm a "Christian", whoopee! One God and he's a Methodist :) Oh crap what if he's a Muslim!? :o
To be so stupid that we need another man to tell us what God thinks instead of searching our own heart is probably the saddest indictment of our time in history. We all stand by, watch the suffering,
and do nothing.
to tell you where your money should go? Send your sister a $100! Send someone building a well in Africa a $100.
God Bless YOU! and ME TOO!
Our humanity were a poor thing were it not for the divinity that stirs within us
-- Francis Bacon